Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Proof that we are old.

I've been absent from the blog most of the week. I apologize. In my defense, I spent the entire weekend car shopping. I'd had a free vehicle lined up with a very generous person from my local freecycle, but she went on vacation right after the offer was made, and I was uncertain when she would return. Hubby and I decided to not wait any longer. We just couldn't. The car situation was becoming very stressful, and unfortunately my local public transportation sucks.

I'd like to start by expressing my intense hatred of car salesmen. I'm sure they are all nice people in regular life. but at work they are just slimey. Here are a few of my favorite quotes from the weekend;

"What can I do to get you into this beauty today?"

"Will you need permission from your husband to buy this car?"

"See? It won't scratch when you hit something at the grocery store!"

"Well, I don't have anything in that price range, But this car is only $5000 more than you were looking to spend!"

"Oh, I don't know pricing, management handles all of that. They'd be happy to tell you what you can buy after you fill out a credit app. We wouldn't want you to get your heart set on a car just to find out that you can't afford it."


I finally just gave up and went to a dealer that has a not so great reputation for customer service, and is looked at as a "last chance" type of place. Fine. Honestly since hubby and I have gotten back together we've had some difficulties. The credit ain't what it used to be. I went in, looked at their stock and looked at their pricing list online. It was fair. Not the greatest, but fair.

They "crunched numbers" (God, I hate that phrase. Hate it.) and gave me some options in my price range. One was a cheaper SUV, one was a current model year car, and one was minivan.

Let me preface this story by stating that I'm a die-hard Jeep owner. I love them. I work on my own jeeps and I've lifted 2 of the 3 jeeps I've owned and wheeled them in some pretty crazy places. I love having 4 wheel drive and being able to go places few others go. I've seen some of the most beautiful places in the world this way. Obviously this means that the options that were given to me were less than appealing.

I definitely did not want the car. It was essentially a stripped model and I'm not a "car" fan. No matter what they do to them, they are always cramped, they are hard as heck for my parents to get in and out of with their health issues, and good luck going to Ikea with a car. Also we need extra seating for when we are hosting the kids from Hubbies work.

The SUV was an el-cheapo. There are some people who live and die by this brand of vehicle, and I often see them sporting stickers of Calvin peeing on their competitors. I'm not a fan. My mom had the upscale version of the vehicle at one point. I'd never been carsick in an automobile before, but in that thing, I just wanted to puke up my lungs every time I rode in it.

This left the mini-van. There was no way I was going to buy it, but I figured I would look at it. I had them pull it out for me. We wandered over and they opened up the doors for me to get in. I scoffed and hitched my bag on my shoulder then stuck my head in the side door. The scales fell from my eyes.

"Oh my god," I thought, "This thing is nicer that my living room!"

The seats were plush and comfy. It was cleaner than an Obsessive-Compulsive's bathroom. There is a DVD system, climate zones, and get this.... good gas mileage.

I was in love. The dealer told me to go ahead and drive it up for hubby to see since he was at work and couldn't get away. So I did, and I pulled up to the house hubby works at and he said,

"It's really a minivan, isn't it? Not a crossover or anything. It's really a minivan. This is proof that we are old."

Well lots of paperwork and 2 trips to the dealer to get all the correct documentation and it's mine. I'm a minivan owner. My Jeep friends would laugh until their testicles fell off. That's fine. I'm the one who gets to go to my car at lunch, put my feet up, watch a movie and knit at lunch break.

Now your job, should you choose to accept it. I need a license plate. Vanity plates are more common in this state than fleas on a huntin' dawg. I'd like to choose a plate that expresses my lust for all things wooly and yarn related. It cannot be longer than 7 letters, but it can include a hyphen. It must also not already be an issued tag. You have one week. The winner will receive lovely yarn-y prize. Leave your suggestions in the comments and I'll pick my favorite and announce the winner next Wednesday evening.
Good Luck!


TheAmpuT said...

Kind of the obvious I am sure, and hopefully I come up with something else before the deadline, but why not "Yarn Ho" ? hahaha

Bobbi said...

car buying is soooo stressful, yeah for you for surviving it. No shame in a minvan if you love it - it should be about what makes you happy!

Ok I'm cheating off the top of my head I came up with more than one entry


Good luck finding a plate no one else has!

Bobbi said...

ooop and the variation

Weaver said...

As a three car seat family, I totally miss my mini-van! The car that we have now is better than the 6 months that I couldn't leave the house (darn the van's transmission for dying again and for living in a new state with no friends or relatives around), but I really hate the car. If it's raining, I get soaked trying to buckle the kids in (used to just climb right in the back and then climb to the drivers seat. dry, dry, dry). We never had a dvd player but I still miss it. Enjoy your new wheels!

Blu Roux said...

How about 'yarnart', or simply 'knitter'?
I'd avoid using the abbreviation 'knt', though. When read with a hard k sound, the meaning changes totally. Not the message you're trying to send out. ;^)

KnitMongrel said...

Ok, I totally thought of Yarn Ho as soon as I saw the contest, but themput beat me to it. :)

How about:



I'M-WOOLY (dunno if that fits)

I think once you've decided you should get one of those signs that people put in their window that say "Baby on Board" and modify it to say "Sheep on Board".... I bet you'd get a lot of great looks from passers-by. :)

Duchess said...

My hubby wants a mini and we don't even have kids, they are truly a lux ride.
How abt
Although I don't know if it really gets the meaning across.

LadyLungDoc said...

(Wild and wooly)

Linnea said...

Sigh. Themaput beta me to it, and it's too early for me to think of more than one clever plate.

I wish I'd seen this... oh, like three months earlier (back when you didn't need a car?) as my lovely old Jeep was for sale for $500. :(

Nancy said...

How about KNITCHIK?

Mary, Mary... said...

I just got a new car and HATED looking for one. Had to take a shower after every visit.


stringthing said...

KNITADK (knit addict)

Penny Karma said...

I personally loved the icky salesman phrases.